If you decide to hire musicians to change your lightbulbs, you'd better know what you're in for! Here are some things you might see when musicians undertake this simple task.Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't go that high.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Uhh...Hey man, it like uhhhh dark in here, or somethin'.
Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you also need a trombonist to keep him from sticking his hand in the socket.
Q: How many clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but she will go through the entire box of bulbs before she finds one she likes.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to hold the bulb, and nine more to drink until the room spins.
Q: How many violists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to hold the bulb, and four more to turn the ladder.
Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody was looking.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The pianist does that with his left hand.
Q: How many flautists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to do it, and nine more to tell her to buy a sterling silver bulb.
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