Sunday, November 5, 2017

Jon Paul Vibrant Review

I've had a Jon Paul "Vibrant" violin bow for over a year now, and I have to say I like it...mostly. This bow is made of a unique red carbon fiber composite with aluminum strands woven through. Under stage lighting, the aluminum sparkles. The blend of these materials results in a very strong durable stick that can take quite the beating and is impervious to weather conditions. The Vibrant is not for everybody in every situation, but I find it to be a good addition to my arsenal of bows.

Craftsmanship wise, the Vibrant matches what one would expect from a bow in its price range. The fit and finish is mostly good, and the stick is very well shaped. I found no craftsmanship issues that negatively affect the playing of this bow. It is worth noting that the entire stick is formed in one piece, so there are no invisible joints to crack, as there are on some bows of this price range. The frog (which is just a mass-produced one) was mated well to the stick, and the nut turns easily and smoothly. The grip and winding are of fine quality for a bow in this price range.



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One disappointment I have about the quality of the Vibrant is that it uses a plastic tip plate. CodaBow uses a metal tip plate on their budget-friendly Prodigy model. I feel like a metal tip plate would take the Vibrant from merely durable to practically bullet proof. If it was ever dropped, the metal would hold up much better than the plastic.








I usually look for the frog mortise to be squared out, but I don't blame Jon Paul for not messing with this one. The carbon/aluminum material would be hard on tools and take a lot of time to carve out. I'll accept that the ends are rounded. Otherwise, the tightening action is slick and smooth. While not readily apparent in the picture, it appears to have taken some grinding to shape the stick exactly to the frog. It looks dull on the bottom, but none of that is visible with the frog on.















As with most Jon Paul bows, the tip is put together with a nice wooden plug--a nice thing for a technician to see!


















A nicely shaped head
The most striking attribute of this bow is its power. It lacks nothing in this department. While the tone is kind of one-dimensional, boy can it get loud. I use this bow primarily for outdoor gigs, where I need the sound to be heard in open air over noise on a cheap violin. I find the feel of the Vibrant to be a bit stiff and harsh. If it encounters a bump over a string, you'll definitely feel it.










This bow has a particularly nice abalone underslide
Since the Vibrant is so strong, navigating three and four note chords without crushing the violin takes a deft hand. It also feels very heavy, so after playing the Bach Chaconne, my arm is tired. An attempt to draw out beautiful long tones reveals the Vibrant's tendency toward squawkiness. This may not be the case on every instrument, but this bow is much better at powering sound out rather than letting the instrument ring. In playing fast, arpeggiated chords, I felt that the Vibrant did not like to bounce. I can get ricochet strokes out of it, but its weight and strength hold it back in the bounce department.

With such a strong stick, I could almost fend off an angry animal with the Vibrant, then turn around to use it at a gig! If you need power and durability in a bow that's not a huge liability, then the Jon Paul Vibrant is the ticket.






Here's the bottom line:

Thumbs up for the power, durability, quality of the stick, and price.
Thumbs down for the one-dimensional tone, tendency toward squawkiness, and lack of metal tip plate.


Saturday, November 4, 2017

The Best of Musicians Changing Light Bulbs

If you decide to hire musicians to change your lightbulbs, you'd better know what you're in for! Here are some things you might see when musicians undertake this simple task.

Q: How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't go that high.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Uhh...Hey man, it like uhhhh dark in here, or somethin'.

Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you also need a trombonist to keep him from sticking his hand in the socket.

Q: How many clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but she will go through the entire box of bulbs before she finds one she likes.

Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to hold the bulb, and nine more to drink until the room spins.

Q: How many violists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to hold the bulb, and four more to turn the ladder.

Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody was looking.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The pianist does that with his left hand.

Q: How many flautists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to do it, and nine more to tell her to buy a sterling silver bulb.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

How Your Bow Tip Can Fail You

As you play your stringed instrument, you might not be thinking about how fragile your equipment is. My advice is to not think about this in performances. In every bow lies an area that can fail in many ways. If this area does fail, you can have an interruption in your performance, a big repair bill, or a new garden stake. I'm talking about the tip of your bow, where the stick gets thin, and the hair is held by a tiny chunk of wood.

You might notice that on my post Five Funny Fiddle Fails, that 3 of the failures were bow related. Given how bows are put together, its a wonder that any given orchestra concert doesn't feature at least one major bow fail. Your bow is a peculiar mix of the fragile and robust. It is strong in the right ways to withstand several pounds of tension on the hair, not to mention the beating that players inevitably dish out on the delicate stick. It can, however break for no obvious reason. Let's look at some ways that one little area of your bow can let you down.

Hair popping out of the tip is probably the most common and dramatic fail. it usually makes a nice little popping sound with hair flying all over. After all, if you fail, you might as well fail big, right? Here are the big three ways the tip can fail: the plug can come out, the hair bundle can come loose, or the tip plate can break.

A plug can fail if it is cut improperly or from inferior wood. The front of the plug should press the hair against the front of the mortise, and not be able to turn out. See the cut away view of the tip below: there is no room for the plug to turn counter-clockwise out of the mortise. It is like a car along the curb with other cars too close on the front and back. No matter how hard you turn, you will never get out without scraping your bumper. An improperly cut plug may have room to turn, and soft wood can simply crumble, thus leaving the plug able to turn out of the mortise.

Cut away view of the tip



Another path to disaster is the knots coming loose. The bow hair is held in bundles at both ends. The hair can start to fall out one at a time, then as there are fewer hairs, the knot gets looser, and things really break loose. There are many different ways of making bundles, but some are just accidents waiting to happen. I use strong thread and super glue. This one used some rosin and a flame along with a loose knot--not the strongest. There isn't much you can do if the hairs start to fall out like this. If this does start happening, don't pull them out, since it will make the problem worse. Just get it rehaired.



One of the most common issues with the bow tip is the tip plate--the white plastic or bone (sometimes metal) that covers the face of the tip. This plate gives valuable strength to the wood and takes some of the stress of holding the hair in. These can detach from the tip or they can crack. If it does crack, it should be evaluated by a professional to see if replacement is necessary. Very often, problems start with small cracks right beside where the hair comes out. Such cracks can be glued in place, and the bow will still work. In any case, it needs to be strong and stable, or else you risk the hair popping out or damaging the tip of the bow. A drop in a hard floor can also do a number on this piece.


Cracked tip plate: Note the small crack on the top right corner of the hair.



Another dramatic (and sometimes tragic) fail, is the head breaking off. This can happen if the bow has been dropped, and some micro cracks formed in the head. Extreme dryness is a double whammy for the head. When the wood dries out, it gets weaker. In addition dryness makes the hair contract, and if it is not loosened accordingly, it can pull the head off. As a last resort, you should cut the hair off. If the bow is above playing tension, and it will not get any looser, it's time to sacrifice the hair for the welfare of the bow.


Sometimes, there isn't much you can do about your bow failing. Even a bow rehaired by a really good technician can fail. If it does the shop should make it right for you, but no one is going to be quite perfect.

For musicians, the best thing we can do is to avoid abusing the delicate tip. This includes not dropping the bow, and not tapping or hitting anything with the tip. Those physical shocks can damage the tip plate, or jar things loose no matter how well it is put together. These shocks can also weaken the wood of the stick and increase its chances of breaking in the future. It is well to also avoid extremes of temperature and humidity. Wood expands and contracts with climate variations, and that movement can push things apart.

Bows are not that high maintenance, and taking care of one is not exactly rocket science. I hope that by shining light on these types of failures, I have inspired you to better respect the fragility of bows, and that you will better understand the mechanics and structure of your bow.


Wednesday, November 1, 2017

12 Great Instrument Jokes for Winter

If you've seen my previous post Best Musician Jokes you know that instrument jokes can get pretty rough. With home heating and fireplace burning season coming around, I thought a few jokes themed around firewood, chainsaws, and burning instruments might either warm your heart or just get you steamed. If you're offended, please come back at me with your own!

Q: What's the difference between a violin and a chainsaw?
A: Only one gets sharper as it goes on.

Q: What's the difference between a baritone sax and a chainsaw?
A: Vibrato--unless you hold the chainsaw really still. Then there's no difference

Q: What's the difference between a trombone and a chainsaw?
A: You can improvise on a chainsaw.

Q: What's the difference between a horn section and a chainsaw?
A: The chainsaw might start when you need it to.

Q: What's the difference between a tuba and a chainsaw?
A: One makes toxic fumes, and should only be used outside. The other is used to cut wood.

Q: What's the difference between a viola and a chainsaw?
A: You can tune a chainsaw.

Q: What's the difference between a piccolo and a chainsaw?
A: One will always cause permanent hearing damage. You can buy a quiet electric chainsaw.

Q: What are burning oboes good for?
A: Lighting bassoons on fire.

Q: What do you call a big stack of clarinets?
A: Kindling.

Q: Why is a viola better than a violin?
A: The viola burns longer.

Q: What's the difference between store bought fireplace logs and guitars?
A: Not much. They're both expensive ways to heat your home.

Q: What's the cheapest way to heat your home?
A: Hire a conductor. They blow plenty of hot air.

Well, there you have it. Stay warm!